You don't want to help Grandma.

A long time ago, before Cuisinart, blenders, juicers and probably electricity, preparing food was serious. Sometimes it was dirty and backbreaking. And sometimes it was just plain dangerous.

This is a food chopper. One can only speculate how many fingers bore the scar of this implement. There's no mistaking what this thing does. It cuts. It means to cut. It wants to cut. It's older cousin was a guilloutine. It means business.

Life was hard in the old days. Get over it.